Our Father, who art in modern corruption,
shallow be thy name.
Thy Kingdom taken,
thy will be misplaced,
on earth without a heaven
Give us this day our daily darkness.
And forgive us our trespasses,
as we take revenge on those who trespass against us.
you led us right into temptation,
and delivered us to evil.
For thine is that kingdom, the power behind the bigots. for ever and ever. Fuck.